Plus, I can't afford the time spent at a weekend away right now. Work has kicked into high gear and I've been averaging about 5-6 hours of sleep a night since the marathon. Even with some sad attempts to catch up on sleep on the weekends, I'm still feeling rather First Fig.
So... what to do with myself, now that I'm not training? Well, there are several other "marathons" I've decided I will participate in:
1. Marathon eating. I can become a stunt eater. You know, someone who eats really gross stuff just to get attention. Who am I kidding? I really just want an excuse to eat a McRushmore.
|What is wrong with me that this looks good to me?|
|I kind of think Pauly D is hot.|
Sad, but true.
4. Four Loko Marathon. I'm thinking some sort of hour-of-power, but with Four Loko. Who's in?
|That's my Senator! Quick, drink up, before it's banned!|
And the cycle of marathons continues.