On I went, out of the wood, passing the man leading without knowing I was going to do so. Flip-flap, flip-flap, jog-trot, jog-trot, curnchslap-crunchslap, across the middle of a broad field again, rhythmically running in my greyhound effortless fashion, knowing I had won the race though it wasn't half over, won it if I wanted it, could go on for ten or fifteen or twenty miles if I had to and drop dead at the finish of it, which would be the same, in the end, as living an honest life like the governor wanted me to. -Alan Sillitoe, "Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner"

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Genius

A BRAINSTORM: I think from now on I'm going to be reckoning my mileage in kilometers.

This accomplishes a few major things for me:

  • Allows me to run new and different (and, ahem, shorter distances). How much more accomplished does it sound to do an 8k run than a 5m run? How much easier will it be to be all, "oh, I'll just add an extra klick today, I'm feeling good," rather than committing to a full mile? So yesterday, I didn't run only 10m when I intended to run 11m. Instead I ran 16km. So impressive, right?
  • Gives me an instantaneous drop in my running pace. Okay, yeah, I know my pace won't actually drop at all. And I know that I'll catch on to the math behind it pretty quickly. But in the short term? Goodbye, 10:30 minute miles. HELLO, 6:30 minute kilometers.
  • And, once I catch on, it will make me feel superior to all of the ignorant Americans who are thrown off when their European treadmills or race clocks are in kilometers.
  • Allows me to feel like I'm running hella lot more than I actually am. Again - 50k a week? YES, PLEASE. 31m a week? Yeah, that sounds... okay. But not as impressive as 50k!

Time to change the Garmin over?

12 comments:

  1. That's pretty genius of you, but for those of us who grew up in km, 31miles sounds more impressive cause miles are like super long and more badass than kilometers.

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  2. Huh... I hadn't thought about that. Hm. I might need to learn how to go back and forth and preface any running conversation I have with, "What will sound more impressive to you, miles or kilometers?"

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  3. my garmin is staying in miles. but i play a lot of mind games with myself so if switching over to the metric system is going to work for you, go for it. i am impressed with 31 miles/week, however. and how often are you getting on a european treadmill??

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  4. In my dreams I am a vast world traveler who MUST keep up her running while on vacation!

    But the treadmills in Egypt were in km, and it really threw me.

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  5. Um, is this directed at me and my post about not having any clue what my pace is now that the treadmill is in kilometers? Let me correct you right now: ignorant BRAZILIAN. Not American. (Which is even worse since in Brazil we actually use kilometers, but I wasn't a runner then...)

    I think you just found another reason to visit me in Manila! You can run a 21k race any weekend you like!

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  6. Not even maybe, Carla! It was actually a jab at me when I was in Egypt and was DUMBFOUNDED by the treadmill there. I'm the dumb one!

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  7. When I was in Brazil recently, that was really cool ... since both my extended and nuclear family still can't get over the fact that I run at all ... they'd ask how much I run ... "Sometimes I run 5-6 miles in the mornings", would get blank stares, so would go "hmm, I guess that's like 10K more or less", the response was really gratifying. Even though of course, it's the same exact distance. And if you are a runner, that's not that much really either.

    And hello fellow Brazilian runner!

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  8. My coach in college was Canadian, and she always designed workouts in "Ks." It drove me nuts because a 2K split meant nothing to me. I see your logic, but I think I'm just too much of a stubborn American to change over.

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  9. Welll...us Dutchies do it Metric. ;) So I'm with you on this one. ;)

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  10. Recently stumbled upon your blog. Looks like the metric conversion didn't last? I may be the only runner I know who uses kilometers instead of miles.

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    1. It's true, it didn't last. My normal, daily run is 5 miles, and I just found myself always thinking of it that way. Now that I've moved and I have a new daily route, maybe I'll try to change it up a bit again!

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