And also I wish I was better at running hills, and didn't have a job that precludes heading to Colorado that weekend. While I'm at it I wish I was 20 pounds lighter and maybe blonder, too. You know what? While I'm daydreaming, make me a millionaire, too.
I will do this race - and the "real" Pikes Peak Ascent - someday, mark my words. More info about the race here.